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Here is my evil plan created by the Evil Plan Generator.

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

    Your objective is simple: World Domination

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

    Stage One:

    To begin your plan, you must first Expose a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Intelligence Transferred into a Computer?
 
    Stage Two:

    Next, you will Seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Mad Scientists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

    Stage Three:

    Finally, you will Activate your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

    Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Create your own evil plan with this handy, dandy Evil Plan Generator.